hikayat 139 - Berat..!

Salam and howdy to all bloggers,


Pagi-pagi lagi kepala dah rasa lain macam. Biasanya 'tetamu' yang tak di undang ni selalu datang suka-suka beliau. Beliau ingat kita suka kat beliau,dah kata tak di undang,nak jugak datang. Ape,beliau ingat aku mampu ke nak tadah je..? Tak larat betul. Rasa macam nak pecah kepala ni..

Kepada Incek Migrain, arini saya tade mood nak melayan kamu. Kamu syuhh jauh jauh buleh? 2 minggu lepas kamu dah datang,seksa saya taw. Semingu duduk dalam kepala ni,buat perangai macam pesen ape ntah..Pegi la buat keje yang ade pekdah sket. Bercucuk tanam ke, mengembala ke..Hah,arini hari jumaat,pegi la sembahyang Jumaat...!


note : Bekalan dadah dah abis nih...sobb..sobb..;(..Mak...






regards,
kakuna

hikayat 138 - Fesbuk Lagi!

Using a Weak Password

Avoid simple names or words you can find in a dictionary, even with numbers tacked on the end. Instead, mix upper- and lower-case letters, numbers, and symbols. A password should have at least eight characters. One good technique is to insert numbers or symbols in the middle of a word, such as this variant on the word "houses": hO27usEs!


Leaving Your Full Birth Date in Your Profile


It's an ideal target for identity thieves, who could use it to obtain more information about you and potentially gain access to your bank or credit card account. If you've already entered a birth date, go to your profile page and click on the Info tab, then on Edit Information. Under the Basic Information section, choose to show only the month and day or no birthday at all.


Overlooking Useful Privacy Controls

For almost everything in your Facebook profile, you can limit access to only your friends, friends of friends, or yourself. Restrict access to photos, birth date, religious views, and family information, among other things. You can give only certain people or groups access to items such as photos, or block particular people from seeing them. Consider leaving out contact info, such as phone number and address, since you probably don't want anyone to have access to that information anyway.


Posting Your Child's Name in a Caption

Don't use a child's name in photo tags or captions. If someone else does, delete it by clicking on Remove Tag. If your child isn't on Facebook and someone includes his or her name in a caption, ask that person to remove the name.


Mentioning That You'll Be Away From Home

That's like putting a "no one's home" sign on your door. Wait until you get home to tell everyone how awesome your vacation was and be vague about the date of any trip.
Letting Search Engines Find You

To help prevent strangers from accessing your page, go to the Search section of Facebook's privacy controls and select Only Friends for Facebook search results. Be sure the box for public search results isn't checked.


Permitting Youngsters to Use Facebook Unsupervised

Facebook limits its members to ages 13 and over, but children younger than that do use it. If you have a young child or teenager on Facebook, the best way to provide oversight is to become one of their online friends. Use your e-mail address as the contact for their account so that you receive their notifications and monitor their activities. "What they think is nothing can actually be pretty serious," says Charles Pavelites, a supervisory special agent at the Internet Crime Complaint Center. For example, a child who posts the comment "Mom will be home soon, I need to do the dishes" every day at the same time is revealing too much about the parents' regular comings and goings.


Sumber : Yahoo! Copyrighted 2009, Consumers Union of U.S., Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Since i do have an account of Facebook, but to facebooking all around 24/7 is not my type. I could get much boring and tenses,staying in front of the screen and though,nothing to do at all. Farmville, mafia wars - err..?? Nope.sorry. But somehow, facebook do makes me laugh - on certain situation ie commenting all around by tagging a pics or whatsonot with my fellas,collegue and my ex schoolmates - they are crazy,i tell you that!

And oww,i just dont like when strangers-i-never-knew-at-all add me as a freind,trying so hard just to stalk/peeps me,what i do these and that [err...ade ke..?hahah...] - does'nt make sense at all when you adding people you dont even know but just to show off that you have that kind of hugeeeeee connection/freinds. bullshit!

Hmm..As a matter of fact,yes i dont have much freinds in this line. Hahahahaah...who bothers..?





regards,
kakuna

hikayat 137 - Te Amo...~*

Salam and howdy to all bloggers,



Saje nak buat entry sedih sikit. Te Amo. Sape tau maksud perkataan tu sila angkat ibu jari kaki. Miahaha.. Kalau ade yang tau baguslah. Kalau takde,maksud nya dalam bahasa omputeh,i lap u. Kalo melayu nye saya cinta awak. Alih bahasa Mandarin Wo ai ni. Tamil pulak..Err,tak sempat belajar lagi..

Cakap pasal cinta ni, musti sume orang boleh bajet,musti pasal kapel. Lelaki dan perempuan,oww sudah semestinya. Kalau cakap-cakap orang baik-baik, luaskan lagi maksud CINTA tu. Kepada sapekah,untuk tujuan apekah,kenapekah,dan lain lain lagi la. Jangan macam-macam,kang aku pangkah!

Bagi aku. CINTA tu kalau naif nye,hanya pada yang Maha Esa. Betol. Jahilnya, aku masih lagi mencari cinta tu. Dalam erti kata lain, untuk meluaskan lagi maksud cinta tu belom pun sampai yang terAgung. Tapi,bila terjerat di antara Suka,Sayang,Rindu maka terbit lah Cinta.

Di sini la aku terjerat. Dari rasa suka, pergi ke sayang. Pastu rindu pulak. Bila nak terbit cinta,aku kene kawal pulak perasaan tu. Kenapa? Kerana tiada sebab untuk aku meneruskan sume tu. Dan perkataan yang paling tepatnye adalah MUSTAHIL..dan Dia lebih tahu.

Sape kate jadi manusia ni senang..? Ingat free-free ke Allah s.w.t bagi nyawa kat dunia ni..? Pinjam je. Takde interest pun,tapi boleh tambah dividen. Tak gitu..?

Aku? Ye,ingin mencari Cinta abadi. Dan akan berusaha ke arah itu...Insyaallah..






regards,
kakuna

hikayat 136 - Redha dan Pasrah Bukan Perkataan Yang Sama Ye..!

Jam dah tepat 5.30 petang. Time to go home! Yeay..! Dalam hati aku dah berkira-kira lepas ni nak pergi mana,nak buat ape,nak makan ape,nak beli ape,dan segala NAK nye lah... Berjalan kaki dari pintu office ke pintu pagar kawasan kerja bukanlah mudah. Bukan semua orang boleh jadi macam aku tau! Berani Pacik India semalam memperBOXkan dan memperkatikkan kebolehan gue naik bas dan jalan kaki ke tempat kerja..?? Cish....!


Sampai di hadapan bangunan itu, aku berjalan laju menuju je farmasi Penjaga [baca : Guardian]. Nak beli toiletries sket. Stok kat umah dah nak abis nih. Setelah membelek,memilih dan segala bagai aku buat,aku pun ke kaunter pembayaran. Dah bayar,aku pun blah ke Butik Kecantikan Ini pulak. Ewahhh..Macam artis la pulak. Padahal nak beli barang je. Selesai akad jual beli dengan peromot girl,aku pun balik.


"..Lapar nye. Nak makan megy jela malam ni..". Aku cakap dalam hati. Dah terbayang megy PAMA keluaran err...taktau la pulak,faveret dari zaman study dulu lagi. Warisan berzaman bak cakap orang tua-tau... Yang di rebus sampai lembut mihun nye,tambah pulak telur separuh masak. Perghh......Perot aku mengendang & menendang lagi sebab lapar.Bukan sebab ade baby dowww..!


Sampai rumah,aku terus simpan barang-barang yang dah beli tadi. Sinsing lengan baju bagai,buka peti sejuk,keluarkan telor,sedikit mushroom,dan segala bagai sayur. Keluarkan sepeket megy PAMA walah weii...Periuk atas sinki aku amik dan bubuh air,macam biase. Takkan nak tumis. Aku tak suke.


Elok je semua dah ready. Sabar wahai perot!! Ketakk...Ketakk...Ish,apehal lak nih. Ketakkk..Ketakk...Tade tindak balas pun. Argh sudah..Takkan la kowt..?? Aku goncang-goncang sket tong besi wane biru tu. Ringan je...! Dah sah....Aku geleng-geleng kepala. *sigh*...haih......

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Air panas yang baru masak dalam heater tadi,masih mengelegak aku tuang dalam mangkuk yang telah sedia aku masukkan megy dan telur. Rendam lame-lame sikit,bagi lembut..Aroma megy PAMA memang mengasyikkan. Rendam pun rendam la..Janji perut aku terisi. Nak sedapkan hati,baru la Retro makan megy rendam,ye dak..??


Owh,baru aku teringat,last aku tukar gas ialah pada tahun lepas..! Bulan berapa aku tak pasti... Hampa nye.....;(





note : Puas hati aku! Dah cabut pun tiub penyambung gas dan tutup dapur kat umah aku tuh. Buat konon-konon takde dapur lansung di rumah kami..!!

hikayat 135 - Puas..!!

Salam and howdy to all bloggers,



Selamat Hari Kamis! Selamat Hari Berbaju batik untuk government & non-government servant ke tempat kerja & mencari rezeki! Selamat la semua hari ni..! Truly hari ni memang mengantok tahap petala ke lapanblasratus! Time bos ade tu la,mengantok ya rabbi..Kalau bos takde,mata ni celik nye kan main lagi. Setan punye syaitan..Padan muka setan,aku salahkan beliau!!

Semalam yang cukup hangat dan indah bagi aku. Hahahah... Puas!! Tu je aku boleh cakap. Nak cakap lebihlebih,bayar la der...! Miahahaha...

Owcay,cut it off. Biarlah macam ni..Sekian.



note: entry pendek sebab nak siapkan keje. Selamat Menjadi Pekerja Jembalang,eh..Cemerlang untuk semua bloggers...Hik hik hik...;p





regards,
kakuna